Oh The Joys Of Summer...

8am wake-up call, get to the soccer field by 9am...three hours of off and on rain showers, followed by 100F heat and 80%humidity...oh joy...did I mention the one hour thunder, lightning, tornado watch delay? Or the blazing sun that followed?

Can we forget the sunburn?

Okay, seven hours later...home...yay...the broken lawn mower...knee high grass...
I give Sir Hotness credit though, he completely took the lawn mower apart during the 100F heat/80%humidity part of the day and got it working...if chugging pathetically...joy?
50% of the grass is now knee high...and he promises that tomorrow the yard will be done...yay...I am promised joy.

Dinner time...
Two margaritas into the evening, the crickets are chirping, thunder is rolling off in the distance, ahhhhh, chicken breasts are bar-b-quing...mmmmm...JOY!
The neighbor starts firing a pistol into the field...
Petey dog starts whining from his private cell (the garage) because Jazzi dog is in heat and she is tormenting him from the cat door...
AHHHGGGGGGG!

Somewhere...out there...beyond the discharge of weapons, knee high weeds, whining and barking dogs...and a pouting sunburned daughter...my joy is HIDING...and damn it, I'm going to go find it...with my third margarita in hand! BTW...if this blog makes absolutely no sense whatsoever, please keep in mind that I quite possibly could be a bit intoxicated...

And now for some EYECANDY!