I know he'll have to punish me severly when he reads this headline...**giggle**
so in truth, he didn't actually burn dinner, just the rice, which he fairly destroyed...charred black destroyed...and that's difficult to do to rice...unless you get really distracted...
Yes, it's my fault. I was the distraction.
See, I was roaming around the web, checking out lingerie...and every time I'd see something I'd like, I'd hold up the laptop and ask, "Do you like this one?" or "How would I look in this one?"
At some point he tried to convince me I didn't need lingerie...
So anyway, so that it wasn't a wasted window-shopping spree...here's my three favorites...
Exotic Bodywear Crotchless Peek A Boo
Spider Mesh Teddy Bare
Pearl Trim Teddy
So, I'm not sure which one led to the distraction, but just in case Sir Hotness, aka The Cooking God, is not amused by everyone finding out that he burned the rice...I sure hope Xandra is reading this because I need to know where to get one of those foot shaped wooden nail file gizmos that I saw at your house...ya'know...in anticipation...just in case he wants to maybe punish me later...
Roxy Harte, is a multi-published erotica author exploring the emotional and psychological elements of relationships involving BDSM, bondage, sadist, masochist, dominance, and submission; DDLG, age-play relationships; LGBTQIA relationships; and also relationships in which one of the main characters from a chronic illness or disability. Also blogged topics which may or may not be controvertial in nature. If you are easily offended, don't bother checking this site out.
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Aahahaha! The feety file came from Bath & Body Works, as part of a pedicure basket. It's supposed to be used to file away rough spots on your heels. It should never be used to file a cat. In spite of the transparency of this axiom, that is still the feety-file's primary purpose in the Xandra household.
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