Expecting Dildos?

Okay, okay, I know I've just about worn out my readers with talk of proposals and weddings...when all you really dropped by for was the latest scoop on what's new in vibrating dildos...however; we have one important topic that's rolling around my brain...the long, romantic, extended weekend otherwise known as THE HONEYMOON.

And, not to be mean, but several well-meaning and concerned readers who were aghast at hearing the news that Sir Hotness proposed OVER THE PHONE...and feel like he really doesn't have a romantic bone in his body...which I assure you...he does...REALLY...but said readers insist that it is now all about the honeymoon and that he must truly pull out all the stops.

Hmmm....
So I went Romantic (Extended Weekend) Honeymoon shopping and found that we really are limited on romantic destinations especially since I refuse to go to Gatlinburg (nearest elopement capital to moi) or Las Vegas (just can't...sorry, it's just too Elvis)

But I did find a few that are tempting...very, very tempting:

1. Classic Oceanfront Luxury and Romance in Georgia
Greyfield Inn, Cumberland Island, Georgia

2. Gentle Slumber in the Elegant South
Woodlands Resort & Inn, Summerville, South Carolina

3. Antebellum Elegance in South Carolina
Charleston Place, Charleston, South Carolina

4. 1940's Glamour in Chic South Beach
The Raleigh, Miami Beach, Florida, USA

5. Dazzling Urban Haven in Miami
Four Seasons Hotel Miami, Miami, Florida

6. Eclectic Mansion in Vibrant New Orleans
Magnolia Mansion, New Orleans, Louisiana

7. Revel in Nature's Splendor in the Colorado Rockies
Dunton Hot Springs, Dolores, Colorado