On The First Day Of Christmas...

Yes, Roxy is going for the melodramatic...it's been one of those kind of days...
As in, how much I really don't like the holidays anyway kind of days...

I actually used to like the holidays...the tradition stuff, like...

burning cookies and icing them with the kids so you were so appalled by the ooey gooey mess covering them you didn't notice that they were hard as a rock and singed badly tradition.

midnight mass with the inlaws because...it was tradition

new dresses for the darling girls so that when we lined the pew together we were matchy-matchy tradition

spend enough money on the holidays that it takes an entire year to pay off the credit card tradition

then, I became really, really jaded...
gave up on the entire ho,ho,ho happy holiday scene and gave up along with it all the beloved traditions.

there will be no burned gooey cookies, no mass, no matchy, matchy...

however, there will be a new tradition
Roxy's countdown to Christmas, because like it or not, I am still a sucker for a good Christmas Carol...

So here we go,
"On the first day of Christmas my true love (better give to me or I'll effing give one to myself) Talking Head Vibrator."

yeah, I know, you can hardly wait to find out what happens on day two;)

seriously, check out the sex toy review on this thing...

From Toys for Tarts: Talking Head Vibrator
My Little Secret LLC's "Talking Head Vibrator" is a rabbit style vibrator with a voice-recorder chip in its base. Instead of just a steady buzzing drone, users can record their voice (or someone else's voice) to enhance their experience with audio
(no kidding, celebrity fantasy voices are included...check it out...and in true holiday tradition...it's on SALE!)

For the gal with a long distance Dom and a new penchant for phone sex...I'm seeing real potential...

You know I love you, Sir